YOLO and SWAG are the worst things that have happened to the world ~
why
I went to tj maxx yesterday to find a pair of sunglasses, and i after found a pair I decided to see if anything else caught my eye. So, I’m walking around minding my own business and I feel someone like 2inches away from my heels…. I proceeded to escape down an aisle then the guy backs up stops looks at me and says how are you today…. I pretended like I didn’t hear him and went on my way. About 3 minutes later he found me again. And said how are you doing today, I ignored him again. Thinking on he’ll get the hint….. But no he proceeded to find me AGAIN and finally I was like I’m good and walked away. I got out of there as fast I could after. But let it be known this guy didn’t work there. I need to buy a fake wedding ring and wear it because I’m tired of these awkward situations….. If I wanted to talk to you I would that is my outlook on this.
Kardashian inspired diet
has started. Getting my fat ass back to the gym…. Don’t stare
C’MON RUDE BOI ARE YOU BIG ENOUGH
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omg remember when I used to go clubbin when I was 18 at some sketch ass club called Lavish, holy shit nights at the Hilton Garden after….. Fuck my life hahahahahahaha what a trash bag
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I don’t understand the hype over Bruno Mars. To me, his music sounds like they’re all personal problems.
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also
today I went ice fishing with my dad and boyfriend.… and I like get there and my dad is just like fishing with people we dont know. So that was fucking weird and they like followed us around like puppies the whole time I was thinking GET A JOB because they were stupid ugly and irritating.
anyways so while my dad is talking to them they’re like sharing crazy stories and my dad is like yeah one time I ran over a coyote with a snowmobile and killed it with the like scoop you use to keep ice out of the holes you put ice traps in…. And then the other guy shares a story and ends up they’re talking about the same person. I literally cant go anywhere with my dad without him being connected weirdly to EVERYONE we meet.
then he told them embarrassing stories about me like how used to try to pull out the teeth of deer he has shot and how I stuck my fingers up a moose’ nose. And how he taught me to count by shining a light in a field and telling me to count how many animal eyes I saw….
HICKliFe
